The Remedy DOES NOT ship vaping products. We apologize for any inconvenience.

These vapes are extremely potent and are NOT recommended for beginners.

Pineapple Express (Sativa): The namesake for one of our world’s most cherished examples of intellectual avant-garde human cinema, Pineapple Express is a sativa-dominant strain with tantalizing notes of pineapple and pine trees, but not pine nuts, Pine-Sol, or porcupines. Tackle your honey-do lists AND your cantaloupe lists with renewed energy and mental stimulation while you take a ride on this thundering locomotive.

We’ve compiled the most potent botanical gifts available from the cannabis plant – delta 8 (53%), delta 10 (25%), CBN (10%), and THC-P (12%) – into one single disposable vaping unit. Earthlings are prone to hyperbolically saying “everything but the kitchen sink” and we ask, why stop there? We’ve included every proverbial household appliance in the mix here. This “dispo” is only for those earthlings who are exceptionally courageous, adventurous, or prone to silly amounts of self-experimentation.

We on the mothership have taken unfair amounts of blame for abducting people and performing invasive experiments on them; in truth, we got bored of jamming probes into the bodily orifices of unsuspecting bystanders millennia ago since it’s entirely too much effort. No, we prefer bestowing upon the masses the means by which to do the work for us and experiment on themselves.

Behold…the Obsidian vape.

We’ve compiled the most potent botanical gifts available from the cannabis plant – delta 8, delta 10, CBN, and THC-P – into one single disposable vaping unit. Earthlings are prone to hyperbolically saying “everything but the kitchen sink” and we ask, why stop there? We’ve included every proverbial household appliance in the mix here. This “dispo” is only for those earthlings who are exceptionally courageous, adventurous, or prone to silly amounts of self-experimentation. Someone may not survive this.

Fear not though, dear reader…you’ll probably be fine, statistically speaking. But please do report your findings to us, we’re always collecting data.

*** ALL PRODUCTS SOLD BY THE REMEDY ARE 100% FEDERALLY LEGAL AND DERIVED FROM INDUSTRIAL HEMP WITH THIRD PARTY LAB TESTING AND CERTIFICATES OF ANALYSIS.